What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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