Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The Olympian is in my bed
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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