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would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?

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(206): would you consider dating someone with braces an investment? http://tfl.nu/nnkb

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I thought spray tan was a myth

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You know, something that only happens in Jersey

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(206): I thought spray tan was a myth (1-206): ? (206): You know, something that only happens in Jersey http://tfl.nu/gplq

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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman

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(440): Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman http://tfl.nu/2u4y

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Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?

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We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.

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(847): Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday? (708): We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us. http://tfl.nu/9z48

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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.

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(404): There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man. http://tfl.nu/gtt8

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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day

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hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine

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(301): i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day (240): hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine http://tfl.nu/f8k7

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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break

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(214): She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break http://tfl.nu/bh5f

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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.

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(941): I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it. http://tfl.nu/6v2i

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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end

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(+27): we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end http://tfl.nu/vfas

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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way

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(603): I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way http://tfl.nu/a69v

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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday

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(724): On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday http://tfl.nu/c6y1

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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.

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(907): according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it. http://tfl.nu/rmyb

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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.

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(925): michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him. http://tfl.nu/5r7o

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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised

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(310): Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised http://tfl.nu/dc6t

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I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?

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(217): I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been? http://tfl.nu/gh9w

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