just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys