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• (903): View more from Texas

  Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.

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  Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.

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• (909): View more from California

  I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night

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• (585): View more from New York

  I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.

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  To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.

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