Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just sent this text using only my big toe
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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