He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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