Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Holy sore nipples Batman
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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