I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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