I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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