69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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