Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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