Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you have to choose: penises or morals?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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