Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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