with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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