So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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