brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
