hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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