found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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