Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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