do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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