We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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