I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Randomize
