I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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