he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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