btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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