just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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