how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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