Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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