The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize