Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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