shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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