When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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