I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize
