Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
