Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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