fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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