You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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