Non-Jews are for practice
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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