id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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