It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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