I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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