can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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