I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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