i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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