But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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