North Korea, Best Korea!
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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