so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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