Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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