you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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