Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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