vagina is talking i cant
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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