Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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