Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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