covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me i tasted like america
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Randomize